"You're never going to cover your face with that tiny pear. Is this your first wedding?"
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At Assyrian weddings, children do the robot. This boy is named "Pop 'n Lock" at school.
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"Trick or treat!"
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"So... how do you know the bride? That's great... Listen I've got a power-wheels outside if you wanna get outta here."
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"Oh God, she's coming back to squeeze my cheeks again. I'll just sneak behind that stroller... *Waaah Waaah* I'm an uninteresting baby!"
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The sign of a very large wedding, it had a side production of "The Nutcracker" going in the east wing.
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Those boots were made for walking... walking by someone about 2 feet taller.
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"The boots! They're coming for me!"
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"I wouldn't say I STOLE the coffee... more like, happened upon it and decided to keep it warm... in my stomach... Tonight will be a long night for my parents."
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Girl in red: "You want me to dance in THIS giant Conga Line? Isn't there a kid's line?"
Girl in white: "If I tie all of these scarves together, I could climb up the cake table and it would be mine... ALL MINE!!!"
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"741, 742, 743, no that's a Gallo person, 742... darn it! I lost count. Start over."
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"Sure these dresses LOOK nice, but there's nowhere to put my boogers."
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