The Bus arrives, and the team disembarks. Talk about an ominous feel. *

Just what you want to see your driver wearing. Even though he's drinking root beer, since when do those helmets have face masks? Does Dustin know something we don't about the likelihood of a collision? *

Ryan's excitement about the first brewery sets his face aglow. *

Steve channeled the darker side of Ozzy Osborne with disturbing fervor. Children fled the restaurant.

Steve's intensity knows no bounds. His eyes cannot contain the glow of his fury.

Ryan: "Any of you ladies from out of town? All right! Great to see you tonight." *

Jeff let this young lady where the Rhino Hat in exchange for her singing to him his favorite song. Tragically, NOBODY can sing Celine except Celine.
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Steve is always willing to go the extra mile to help a friend. Wait, was it help, or humiliate? *

Is that protecting Max from germs, or protecting germs from Max? You be the judge. *

As Alex belted the lyrics to "Friends in low places," Steve realized how truly they rang for him. *

Brian would have to finish the song alone after Max took his own hat's bait. *

As the Zombie virus spread through the club, the singing got progressively worse. *

MADD's newest poster. *

Alex practices a difficult Bee Gees line as Dustin looks on in sheer awe.

As Braulio is called into action to sing Rico Swauve, Jeff searches feverishly for his favorite version of 'Goat Cheese.' *

Nothing could break Foster's concentration as he nailed the high note. Nothing, that is, except the unfortunate appearance of Max's balls. Those poor back-up singers...

When other cultures imagine caucasian Americans, this is what they see. *

Steve could barely contain his excitement at his chance to be one of the Dixie Chicks. *

He's wearing a shark on his head, but he's surprised to see YOU. *

TThis was NOT funny to the other patrons of Karaoke night. Indeed, bleeding from the ear is quite serious. *

The DJ's face says it all. We brought that crowd to tears. *

If you think that looks energetic, you should see him play guitar! *

Like airmen in front of their B29, but more proud.

This bus would serve as our shelter for several hours each day. We passed the time reading, talking politics, or playing frequent games of "What's that
smell?"" *

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And the Great Lord appeared in the North East with a message: Drink more beer, and break more shit. And Lo, there was much rejoicing. *

Incensed at the discovery that the word Regular isn't pronounced 'reg-lee-ar', Max rips the sticker from it's historic gas pump resting place. Braulio's
pelvis thrusts in disbelief.

Steve: It looks like there MAY have been some kind of accident here... I mean, I'm no detective though.

Just north of Paso Robles is an abandoned gas station which is a MUST visit for today's collector of broken glass and animal scat.

In retrospect, we should have checked that the extinguisher wasn't spent before lighting Max's hair on fire... Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20. *